What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do
And what would Brian Boitano do
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot kings
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kubela Kong
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from a-ny-bo-dy...
So let's all get together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do
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And what would Brian Boitano do
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot kings
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kubela Kong
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from a-ny-bo-dy...
So let's all get together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do
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