frases

[Caquín]

"Cada uno hace de su culo una taza de chocolate y le deja mojar la vainilla a quien quiera"

[Nicolás Verdi]

"Con ese culo, tirá la concha a la basura"

[Abraxas]

-.-.-.-....

[Spikes]

"este es el ultimo" (dejando el pucho )

[Cletus]

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

[Spikes]

abrazame que tengo frio

[Triumphator]

"As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked."

"If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing."

"It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me. Nordic people are more stand-offish, and I feel confortable around them."

[siriusherman]

Tengo tanta mala suerte que meto la mano en una bolsa de conchas y saco una japi !!

[Frostwarrior]

"Mirá que te pego una eh".- Sigmund Oswald Jackward.

[Vernon]

"Toqué algo y se cogió todo" - kabronero 200? d.c.

[Koala]

Si te gusta el durazno, bancate la pelusa.
Si comprás pelón sos un puto que no se la banca.

[Nicolás Verdi]

Si hay pelito, no hay delito.

[Cletus]

si tiene raya, que no se vaya

[jacques]

Putos no faltan, lo que faltan son financistas.