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- [LOTR]Legolas - [Magician] dice (08:06 p.m.):
what you got?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice (08:06 p.m.):
You know exactly what (and I'm sure where, too!)
eh loco
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[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
hey bitch
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
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[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
nuu
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
hey
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hey. What's up?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
do you like pussy?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Um, no...
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
you like pussy?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
but why
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Just because. Trust me on this.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
but
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Here is the definition for but: introducing opposing proposition.
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[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
but don't you like pussy?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Whatever.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
say yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Um... Do what?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
say yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm no talking doll.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I hear you.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
just answer me
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Why do you ask me to answer you, [N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
do you like pussy?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
._.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
but why?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Because you know, why not?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
you like women?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Who cares?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
me
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Why does it matter, [N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
because if you're a lesbian... that will be cool.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yeah.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
so you like then=
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
just say yes!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
No.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
...
~ I cross my fingers cross my heart and hope to die
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Levantandose a la bot, pt II
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
hey bitch
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
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[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
want my cock?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm...
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that!
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Fine.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that!
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
because I want to know if you want my cock
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
why=
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Why oh why oh why.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
do you want to see my cock?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm...
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
or maybe you want it in your pussy
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
oh c'mon
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Come on yourself!
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
that's what I'm trying to do!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You think right.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that!
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
because I want to fuck you.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You just don't give up, huh?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
I never give up.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Seriously? That's fascinating. What do you think of that?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
that I'm gonna fuck you soon.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Can't take no for an answer?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me!
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
No problem.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
so, do you want?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I've been known to want on occasions.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
yeah
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yes.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
how about a blowjob?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
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[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
come on!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Come on what?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
on my cock
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Obsessed with this topic much?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
hell yeah
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yep.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Micronesia... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
no.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK.
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
I wanna taste your pussy.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You just don't give up, huh?
[N'rai] I'd Give, Kingdom says:
will you say yes someday?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not sure I am allowed to. I'll think about it.
~ I cross my fingers cross my heart and hope to die
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