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  • ADOLF HITLER
    Der Führer
    • 20-01-2007
    • 2343

    #46
    Originalmente publicado por Hanibal Lecter
    "Clean your butt in a day" "Poopin`s cool" Dios los peores slogans.

    Y kkkkkk tiene razon, no exageres.

    EDIT: AAAAjajajaj este tipo tiene la mejor redaccion:

    "About 1:00 in the afternoon, I went to the bathroom to take a leak, but had a new magazine, so I sat down, and had a read..usually when I sit, I crap anyway..i can't explain it. Well, it happened again. A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout. It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..I tried to plunge the toilet to get it to stop, but there was nothing I could do. Crap was everywhere.. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, but I couldn't help from laughing as I struggled to control it. I had to drive to the hardware store, buy an industrial sized plumbing snake, and snake the crap out of the toilet. About two hours later, I had finally cleaned up...including mopping and scrubbing everything in the entire bathroom, I called EVERYBODY to tell them what had just happened to me. Colonblow indeed!!!"

    Leanlo, es muy gracioso. Para mi lo escriben ellos.
    (wtf??????????)


     
    " ¡¡¡ El futuro de Argentina depende sólo de nosotros, de nuestro trabajo duro, de nuestra determinación y perseverancia, y estoy completamente convencido de que un día millones de los que ahora nos maldicen saludarán con nosotros lo que nos habrá costado un gran esfuerzo crear, la Nueva Argentina en toda su grandeza, en todo su honor, poder, gloria y justicia, Amén !!! " ··· Adolf Hitler ···

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    • ADOLF HITLER
      Der Führer
      • 20-01-2007
      • 2343

      #47
      Este foro es en Ingles?.... por dio´


       
      " ¡¡¡ El futuro de Argentina depende sólo de nosotros, de nuestro trabajo duro, de nuestra determinación y perseverancia, y estoy completamente convencido de que un día millones de los que ahora nos maldicen saludarán con nosotros lo que nos habrá costado un gran esfuerzo crear, la Nueva Argentina en toda su grandeza, en todo su honor, poder, gloria y justicia, Amén !!! " ··· Adolf Hitler ···

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      • Elrom
        jevimayingan!
        • 27-04-2005
        • 11273

        #48
        Originalmente publicado por ADOLF HITLER
        Este foro es en Ingles?.... por dio´
        Es lo que estaba pensando... igualmente, ni en pedo lo leo.

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