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  • JM®
    Pichón
    • 05-12-2003
    • 27

    #1

    Do You Speak English?

    No se si alguno le llego este mail, pero esta terrible leanlo!!

    >>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>Esto se tiene que leer en voz alta o no hace gracia ehh
    >>
    >>Please read follwing sentences aloud for you understand the lessons
    >> >
    >> >a.. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
    >> >
    >> >b.. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
    >> >
    >> >c.. Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things
    >> >
    >> >d.. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad
    >> >
    >> >e.. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
    >> >
    >> >f.. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest
    >> >
    >> >g.. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives
    >> >
    >> >h.. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar
    >>molestando = stop bugging me
    >> >
    >> >i.. See eye = si hay = yes we have
    >> >
    >> >j.. T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold?
    >> >
    >> >k..T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have
    >>an erection
    >> >
    >> >l.. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm
    >>going to insert it in you
    En construccion...
  • drizzle
    Mega Egelito
    • 15-07-2003
    • 5464

    #2
    jauajauajau

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    • The Extreme
      Tøn
      • 10-09-2003
      • 4678

      #3
      ajjajajaj si, lo habìa leído
      Most people don't realize
      That two large pieces of coral,
      Painted brown, and attached to his skull
      With common wood screws can make a child look like a deer

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      • JPG
        deepsilent
        • 25-05-2003
        • 5850

        #4
        aqjaja muy bueno

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        • .:|)ôn Sôrulo:.
          Oie pana
          • 01-12-2003
          • 103

          #5
          jauzajaja...

          Do ya' wanna dance?

          my msn: cckiel@hotmail.com

          ...PUBLICITE AQUÍ...

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          • s1d
            Pichón crecidito
            • 11-12-2003
            • 63

            #6
            jajaja mi votoo pa el muchachoooo..
            Mail/Msn: s1d_88@hotmail.com

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            • slipknot
              Meta cuambia guacho
              • 23-11-2003
              • 1376

              #7
              jojojojojo

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              • Bohemia
                Loca bajita!
                • 21-09-2003
                • 2436

                #8
                eso ya lo habia posteado alguien....=P

                igual esta bueno

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                • GuaSoN79
                  Stoneando
                  • 01-12-2003
                  • 209

                  #9
                  esta muy bueno
                  ¿Cuanto Más?

                  En el arbol de la vida,
                  ninguna fruta esta prohibida

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                  • Frodo
                    Moderator
                    • 13-10-2003
                    • 15060

                    #10
                    ESTA EXCELENTE JAJAJAJAJA

                    ACP • BOUCH

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                    • Jotaha
                      Lord Jugüito Knight
                      • 20-04-2003
                      • 6685

                      #11
                      Jaujauja es gracioso

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                      • Kabronero
                        Giunta, Giunta, Giunta...
                        • 14-04-2003
                        • 46115

                        #12
                        ujAUJaujA no lo habia visto
                        Every year of your life seems shorter than the previous one since each passing year represents smaller and smaller portions of your life. It's the same reason a gift of a thousand bucks would be huge news to you, but meaningless to Bill Gates.

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                        • Jotaha
                          Lord Jugüito Knight
                          • 20-04-2003
                          • 6685

                          #13
                          Yo no sabía que este foro existia aajauj

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                          • Nandou
                            Riverito supporter
                            • 25-11-2003
                            • 5871

                            #14
                            JAJAJAa, esoectacular

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                            • El PiNcHa 89
                              no soy looko viteh (?)
                              • 26-11-2003
                              • 7926

                              #15
                              Esta re weno, no me lo habian mandado

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