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[chanquete]

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[Chaos]

jauajauaaa
ahora hago uno

[DumLoco]

jaujau snif..

[DumLoco]

"

I met an old friend at a carnival. the topic of relationships came up and I asked if she was a virgin. Because I'm not a girl, I asked if its true that it hurts like hell. She said "hell yeah! its like getting a bananna up your ass!"

later that month I had nothing to do, nobody was home, and I went in the kitchen. I saw the bananna and I got curious.

So I took the bananna into the bathroom and tried. didn't go in. Then a saw the gelette lubricating shave get. I coated the bananna in the gel, put some on my ass, and it went in like nothing.

it went in deep too, like 5 inches. Later that day when I took a crap, I checked, and there was no blood.

I learned 2 thing that day:
1) having a bananna in you feels wierd
2) lubricant makes a huge difference"

jaujauj

[etc]

no puedo leer nada, mañana lo modero

[Kabronero]

noo?

[MeLiaN]

jajajajaja buenisimo