Zod for President 2008

[Lux]

http://www.zod2008.com/

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

-- General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler


Mr. Zod, will there be lots of toys when you are President?
- Katie Vargas
Spokane, WA


General Zod replies: Child, let me explain something quite important to you. Under my new order, I allow you to live. In return for your obedience, you enjoy my generous protection. I expect tribute. Your tricycle, your dolls, everything you own. All these you will gladly give to me. All swear allegience to Zod!

[Klaymen]

Tiene mi voto.

[francisfrancis]

Tiene también mi voto.

[FoxHound]

http://www.egelforum.com.ar/forum/showthread.php?p=1088455#post1088455

[jonathanbs]

WTF?

tiene mi voto tambien!

[lcat]

kell

[Iwakura]

juAJU lo mejor de tu vida

btw, parece sacado de something awful

[Alexander]

jajJJJAja

[Chasti]

Que peor tipo que lo cagan a trompadas en un segundo...

[ánima]

Child, let me explain something quite important to you. Under my new order, I allow you to live. In return for your obedience, you enjoy my generous protection. I expect tribute. Your tricycle, your dolls, everything you own. All these you will gladly give to me. All swear allegience to Zod!