Formed sometime in the 80s by no-talent goth-punk Kurt Cobain, Nirvana personified the "alternative rock" and "grunge" movements of the 1990s. He was dirty, ugly, talentless and wrote horrifyingly terrible songs. Dave Grohl is still awesome, though.
Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself, many people continue to worship him as God and buy his last-ever single. Many 16 year old girls have Kurt (or Kurdt) icons while magazines such as Rolling Stone and Spin have developed a sickening necrophilia. Stone even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.
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SOAD
Syndrome of a Down a.k.a SOAD is a band that consists of Armenian-American musicians Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, Shavo Odadjian, and Jack Kevorkian. Although commonly mistaken as yet another shitty goth band, SOAD actually is just another shitty nu-metal band.
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SOAD is well-known for their unique lyric-writing process, which includes highlighting random words in German literature and using Babelfish to translate those words into English, then adding rhyming words at the end of every line.
SOAD Thinks they're hard-core because they made an anti-war song. They were then pwned like the hippies they are when they realized that this only made them, indeed, hippies. Upon realizing this, three members of the band comitted suicide. For major lulz, Serj Tankian killed himself by covering himself in crack and running around in front of Whitney Houston, who resumed to snort him to death
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Dios.
Bravo ADN
Aunque.. uhhm, sniff, ésto me va a quitar mucho tiempo /= sniff, ja
Presently, "emo" is code for "goddamn shitty pop punk music played by and for depressed suburban teens". It's all that Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Taking Back Sunday, and Fall Out Boy your retarded girlfriend listens to.
Incubus
Intellectual (read bland) college rock group from nobody gives a shit, CA.
Incubus are proof that girls have shitty taste in music. If you have testicles (or taste) you are legally prohibited from liking this band.
jaua, es muy bueno. voy a seguir leyendo
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Green Day
Most recently they came out with an album with songs about calling the President a Nazi, walking down a street and going on vacation.
Editado por última vez por El lobee!; 25-02-2006, 11:22 AM.
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Frank Sinatra once wrote an eulogy to rape with his song Strangers In The Night.
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el artículo sobre hitler también es bastante gracioso
Myth — Hitler only had one testicle
Fact — Hitler in fact had three testicles; one of them being a sentient lifeform that took over his brain and started the holocaust.
Editado por última vez por Guillote; 25-02-2006, 02:39 PM.
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