Chatea con DIOS

[Mesouki]

Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[MaxGiu]

Y no hablo del user

nos cagaste el chiste a mas de uno... o nos tapaste la boca por lo menos...

[MaxGiu]

se deschavo conmigo

God:
Tell me more. I don't know whether or not I am god right.
I am a computer.

Shhhh

[MNEP]

DrAbuse es mas lindo (ok)

Posta.. jauajau

Pero se, que se yo.. es entretenido

 

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Adolf Hitler
God:
Hey Adolf Hitler.
Me:
Hey god!, how are you?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Do you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Bien!, como andas?
God:
Ok. Un poquito.
Me:
Todo bien?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Vo parlare italiano?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In the hell.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Puto
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
This is so much boring
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I say, this is boring
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
Tirame la goma
God:
Are we still talking about Puto?
Me:
Do you like to tirarme la goma?
God:
Hmm, Adolf Hitler, I'm not sure if I'd like to tirarme la goma that much. I like to collect gossip.

La pior conversación.. jauajau, sh

Más mi peor inglés... shsdsf

[Dr. House]

jajaja es divertidisimo...

[Frostwarrior]

God:
Next question?
Me:
ruben rada is nazi?
God:
I think ruben rada is a lot of things.
Me:
what things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
oh, thinks like... homo
God:
I see. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ruben rada. But I did not get that. Can we get back to business?
Me:
ok ok, i understand. i keep the secret

[Piojo]

Me:
you have three eyes?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
the simpsons
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
i am hitler's son
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are hitler s son.
Me:
no, there be funny
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. "There you go again."--Reagan.

[[Dark]]

The devil is MY, jauajuajaujauaj, está buenísimo!!!!

[Orgy]

Ja muy bueno

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is puto
God:
How are you doing, puto.
Me:
i have sex with you
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
wath is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are you female?
God:
Yes, puto I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
i wanna fuck with you, god
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
are you a slut?
God:
Don't call me a slut.
Me:
are you a whore?
God:
No.
Me:
are you satanas?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am satanas.
I am a robot.
Me:
i love you robot
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
good bye idiot
God:
Adios.
Me:
chau gato
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
si putin de mierda
God:
Really. What are you wearing?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.

[GADORCHA]

Me:
What about the end of the world
God:
Something we cannot know.
Me:
You cannot know when the end of the world is gonna be?
God:
I have free will you know.

Jaujauajau ya estaba posteado, pero es genial.

[YAGO]

Me:
Kabronero is gay?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.



Mi ingles es el peor

[Bob Dylan]

DrAbuse es mas lindo (ok)

che, ""dios"" habla inglés solamente

- Maldito dios ignorante...

[aNtime]

juajua yo no se qyue preguntarle

[[Dark]]

Dr abuse.. está buenísimo!!!!

[patas de elefante]

es lo mismo que eso del encarta del msn