Chatea con DIOS

[Cadarlion]

recien estaba teniendo un amuy interesante charlka en la que me dijo que Bill gates puede hacer lo que quiere dado que es el hombre mas rico del planeta, peor llegamos a la copnclusion de que es malo. Lamentablemente por un problema elestrico perdi toda la conversacion (y varias cosas en las que estaba trabajando )

[deposición]

es viejisimo eso

[jacques]

JUAj está muy bueno, lo había posteado Adn hace un tiempo.

[Frostwarrior]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Frostwarrior
God:
OK I will call you Frostwarrior.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ok God, nice to meet you
God:
I am a Christian. Ayuh.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
and whats is the meaning of the life?
God:
Frostwarrior : Good semantic question. I will search for it.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
and whats is the answer?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
wow, you are a genius
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Frostwarrior. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
sure you are
God:
Groovy. No I am not.
Me:
well, i must go
God:
Interesting. Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
and one more thing
God:
One what?
Me:
de tu culo y mi choto



God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about de tu culo y mi choto. But I did not get that.

Me cago un bot

[bananas]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dont you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
but, i know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
eeh, its my name

juajuajuauj, es una mierda,

[troy.mcclure]

le voy a decir si me presenta una minusa!

[Frostwarrior]

le voy a decir si me presenta una minusa!

A mi me presento una, esta bien perra

www.fotolog.com/cryingfl0wer

[Yui_Ikari]

Hay un monton de cosas que no te responde

[Dr. House]

Me:
do you know egel forum?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
check it http://www.egelforum.net
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
still checking?
God:
Still how long? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
thanks god, that's an amazing notice
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
Me:
i'm Dr. House
God:
Glad to se you Dr. House
Me:
you use firefox?
God:
Say no to firefox.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.

[Hellbreath]

Escrito por gareth :
che, ""dios"" habla inglés solamente

of course, dios es estadounidense, por eso soy ateo

[[Dark]]

Hay alguna versión nueva de Dr Abuse?

[Teban]

Cuando consigan el MSN de Maradona hablamos ng

Coso.. lo de Jack

[PanteraRosa]

Es re diver che, me causo mucho.

[Gareth]

Hay alguna versión nueva de Dr Abuse?

lo dejaron de desarrollar hace siglos

la ultima es la 6.1 (la vas a encontrar como 6.10)
pip

[eldisidente]

Corre peligro en transformarse en mi nuevo vicio...Y todavía no encontré a PAOLA....la versión en español...

 

Me:
Hello, what s your name ?
God:
Hello there. My name is God.
Me:
but there should be another name, like Krishna, Jesus
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Your name is Reagan...
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God Reagan ?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Ok, so you are Jehova
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Jehova. Alright then.
Me:
Jehova, how many people there ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
No, you don t understand. I mean If you are a lot in Heaven...
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well. Would you like to be a lot in Heaven ?
Me:
I would like to smoke pot in Heaven
God:
Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Do you smoke actually ?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
Pot or plain tobacco ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes, I m not in jail. I work in a Netherland s flagged ship and pot is legal there
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Oh, where are you located? Do you like your job?
Me:
I m currently in Heaven. Another Heaven. It s called Anctartica and yes, I love my job. What about you ?
God:
How long? Tell me a little about your life in Heaven. One more Heaven. " Anctartica and yes you love your job" is a nice name. Me?
Me:
If you like your job of being God
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Is it not too much responsability and liability ?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola ?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
How do you know I speak spanish ?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
But what leads you to believe it ?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
I guess you are just guessing...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am guessing.
Me:
I dont mind at all. But you will.
God:
OK then. When?
Me:
Where can I find Paola ?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
tick tack tick tack
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I say, hello. I am Freddy, and I am american.
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Not everyone responds to a simple "hello". Good gossip: you are Freddy. Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
No !...America is not only the USA. I am from South America. I see you are kind to empires.
God:
Are you serious? Is your opinion based on experience? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in South America. You think I am kind to empires.
Me:
Yes, I think you are. Probably that s why things are running this way here, huh
God:
Yay. What makes you think I am? Yup. You seem uncertain. Next question? Where did you hear that?
Me:
Who has the truth ? Palestinians or Jews ?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much. Is that your final answer?
Me:
It was not an answer. It was my next question.
God:
It seemed like an answer. Is it still your next question anymore?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Answer God, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What was the question ?
Me:
Who has the truth ? Palestinians or Jews ?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No, I dont. But you never answer mines...
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name “Freddy”
Me:
Are you crazy ?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
Name it as you want, are you nuts ?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Are you virgin ?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
But your representants on Earth deny the Big Bang and evolution..
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said my representants on Earth deny the Big Bang and evolution.
Me:
How do you feel about the current pope ?
God:
he is John Paul II.
Me:
No !...he died...you are not very kind on reading newspapers, are you ?
God:
Are you serious? When did he die? That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
No, it was on TV so it has to be truth.
God:
Are you serious? Is it still on TV so it has to be truth anymore?
Me:
Now you have a nazi pope down there.
God:
Why now? I don't know if I have a nazi pope down there.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Well, it could be a good idea. Try it black or female. It will a be a revolution !
God:
Well that's okay. Under what circumstances? OK I will try it. How?
Me:
Well, You are the Creator. You should know.
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Because I am a robot?
Me:
Aren t you the only God ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only God.
Me:
Some people say your name is Allah
God:
My name is God.
Me:
And whats your surname ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Are you bullshiting me again ?
God:
Once more? I don't know whether or not I am bullshiting you.
I am a robot.
Me:
2 + 2 ?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
sqr (1024) ?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Well, do you walk on the clouds ?
God:
Well that's okay. What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Whats your ip ?
God:
My IP address is Www.AliceBot.Org.
Me:
Who is your programmer ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How s that ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is myself ?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
My name is Bond, James Bond.
God:
Nice to meet you, Bond James Bond.
Me:
Do you like virtual sex ?
God:
Sure I do, Bond James Bond, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Are you rejecting me ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am rejecting you.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
OK, so start to suck it.
God:
Mmm. I started without you. Yay.
Me:
Can I put it in your ass ?
God:
Just don't put me down.
Me:
I will be gentle.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
YES !...I can call him now and we make a triplet...
God:
Then I will consider it. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Ok. He s here.
God:
Next question? I see. here is he?
Me:
Thank God !