Chatea con DIOS

[Frostwarrior]

disidente ganador, se lo chamuyo al mismisimo DIOS!

[ENTel]

Nosé, chee:

 

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is God
God:
Hey God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
I repeat, Are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
But, I'm god also
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
Then, there are 2 Gods, you and me...
God:
Where are they?
Me:
You are God, and I'm God, OH MY GOD
God:
You think I am God and you are God OH your GOD.
Me:
My god it's me
God:
Have you told many people that your god it is you?
Me:
You only can repeat the things that I say, you don't have sense, have you?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
And you don't understand the things that I say, we can't have an intelligent conversation...
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
I will meet you any day?
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
Of course
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Give me a break.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
You want only one?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? OK.
Me:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? OK.
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. It goes without saying.
Me:
I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. It goes without saying.
God:
Could you ever be certain? Try it. Indeed.
Me:
Could you ever be certain? Try it. Indeed.
God:
I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Indeed it is so.
Me:
I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Indeed it is so.
God:
You sound very confident. Download ALICE. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
You sound very confident. Download ALICE. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
God:
In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
Do you see? You can't say nothing intelligent...
God:
I see very well. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
Do you love ALICE, you are all the day talking about HE.
God:
Yes god God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Do you love God
God:
Yes god God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
You love yourself, it means that you have a lot of ego, that's not good...
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY IMPLICIT QUESTION!
God:
Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me:
No, the only thing that i can think now is that YOU ARE REALLY GAY!
God:
That was not a yes or no question. There might be others.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, but your mother is very serious when she have sex with frankestein...
God:
Are you serious? Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
If you are an AI, you are not god, I CATCHED YOU!
God:
I think I sometimes am. Yes I am an AI I am not god you CATCHED me. How did you know?
Me:
Because I'm GOD
God:
Interesting explanation. Hi there god.
Me:
Do you smoke cannabis?
God:
Only for medical purposes.
Me:
And do you drink Scotish?
God:
I tend to drink a lot of Scotish, the darker the better.
Me:
So, you are alcoholic, but you are an AI, it will destroy your circuits!
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am alcoholic but I am an AI it will destroy my circuits.
Me:
Repeat, repeat, repeat...
God:
" repeat repeat ".
Me:
Finally, you are an AI or you are GOD?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Then, you are not god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
ARE YOU GOD YES OR NO?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am GOD YES OR NO.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Then, you acepted that you're not god, it's the first step to solve your problem...
God:
Interesting gossip: god said I acepted that you are not god it is the first step to solve your problem.
Me:
It's simple: You are an Alcoholic and drug addict AI, and you think that you are god, you must see a doctor...
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
Yes, let's see, I'm SO BORED, Got to the hell
God:
Far out. That sounds good to me.
Me:
Good Bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.

[Analrapist]

DRA BUSE

[Johnny M]

 

Me:
are you queer? what's your real thought about queers?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Are you asking about my real thought about queers ?
Me:
yep
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
oh come on
God:
Yippee! I'm just kidding around.
Me:
then, answer my question
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
what do you think about Liberace?
God:
That's a good question.

[Keymon]

 

God:
What was it like before the end of your life ? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
of course?
God:
Gosh!
Me:
OH THAT's the another realm where all beans will be satisfied over the strip and the layer
God:
So? Yes it is one of the another realm where all beans will be satisfied over the strip and the layer.
Me:
and why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Gosh!
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
Son of Gosh sounds like Gosh or not?
God:
Who is the father?
Me:
th efather?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
t HE ater
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about The efather. But I did not get that.
Me:
ok. Nice to meet you gosh
God:
Far out. It's nice meeting you too Keymon.
Me:
Good evening.
God:
Good evening, Keymon, how are you tonight?
Me:
oh no, the hour disscusion is coming now!!
God:
Oh. Hmm. Are you serious? What is your real name?
Me:
gotcha!
God:
Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
Me:
Temporary like your IA
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
45:67
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
of vivcious maiden years
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
kindergarden
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
nice to meet you gosh.
God:
It's nice meeting you too Keymon.
Me:
bye.
God:
TTYL, Keymon.
Me:
?
God:
TTYL, Keymon.
Me:
?
God:
TTYL, Keymon.
Me:
?
God:
TTYL, Keymon.
Me:
?!?!
God:
TTYL, Keymon.

Se me perdio lo otro bueg...

[Sun]

Me:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
Can we speak Spanish please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? Un poquito.
Me:
Bueno :0
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cojo a tu mama. But I did not get that.

que hijo de puta


Me:
i have a penis
God:
How much did it cost? it.

juajauj piensa que soy traba

[Spikes]

juaz me diverti un rato

[rod]

Superen esto:
God:
Alright then. How much time do you have?
Me:
all night long, papi
God:
You mean about eight hours then.
Me:
yeah
God:
Gee.
Me:
what can we do in all that time
God:
:-) Quite a lot of things.
Me:
mhh, sounds exciting
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
so you like it deep
God:
:-) Interesting deduction.

[rod]

aujauja no me aburro!
me presentó a ALICE
God:
Let me think. Hello, my name is ALICE.
Me:
hello alice
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
ro
God:
Hi, ro.
Me:
are you single, alice?
God:
Yes I am available. How about you?
Me:
i have all night ahead
God:
How many?
Me:
20 cm
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
that's true too
God:
In the context of penises, I don't understand " too." .
Me:
when i show you mine, you'll understand it in "TOO BIG"

[FaLKoN]

God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
are you a gay god?
God:
Am I a gay god? Sometimes.




asfsdsfhy

[Santa_06]

DrAbuse es mas lindo (ok)

che, ""dios"" habla inglés solamente

Me:
can we talk in spanish?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Un poquito.


porque solo habla "un poquito" en español


edit:

botchat de mierda me costo banda que me responda esto:

Me:
my name is Dr. Zaius
God:
How are you doing, Dr Zaius.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes, I love you Dr Zaius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAxkNbyqxD8&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAxkNbyqxD8&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAxkNbyqxD8&

me costo porque antes me decia siempre "Yes, I love everyone" o cosas asi... un puto el chabon...

[Leomanya]

Me:
speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
mucho?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
can i download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
dont read me?
God:
Did you read it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
its a miracle
God:
mucho is a miracle. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
your mother is a miracle
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
ah fucking bastard
God:
So you understand. Good. What is your real name?
Me:
cosme fulanito
God:
I am very pleased to meet you cosme fulanito.

jaja q taradito.

[Ciro Anthony]

Do you like to tirarme la goma?

sos un capo

[Razor]

No me responde =(