Clichés de películas

[Felt]

http://www.moviecliches.com/

[Analrapist]

muacks.
Spiderman 3 entra con TODOSL LOS CLICHÉS DEL MUNDO :'(

[Bestra]

# High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces.
# Those that don't, have incredibly powerful text-bases command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain english.
# Corollary: you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard
# Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS" (see "Fortress")

[Cereal]

In all high school or college classrooms, the teacher or professor will always be interrupted in mid-sentence by the end-of-class bell.

Jjajajajajaja ta bueno che

[Mariotte]

jauaj recién voy por "Alcohol"

Alcohol
Bars in movies don't need to make money. Anytime you see a scene in a bar, the bar nowhere near as busy as it needs to be in order to stay in business. The bartender always has time for long conversations with the patrons, to wash glasses, or to flip bottles in the air just for fun.

jauaj las que puso Estoussel, SIEMPRE me parecieron lo peor jaufj... como cuando en Indepence Day el tipito descarga un virus en un ordenadores alienígenas que... obvio que serían totalmente incompatibles... como si yo intentara así nomás meterle un virus de XP a un coleco vision.

[Mariotte]

Alcohol
I was a bartender when Cocktail came out. Spin the bottle like Tom Cruise the customers would say. Now this awful Coyote Ugly is perpetuating this tumbling-spinning the liquor bottle myth. Just try it. Hope you have a mop. Centrifical force on a spinning bottle sends liquor in both directions. Plus see how long you keep your job dumping $40 bottles of high proof on the bar and lighting it.

[Mariotte]

COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS
# No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms.
# Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional, active animation, photo-realistic graphics capability.

jaufj claaah

[Bleu]

SPACESHIPS
Spaceships make noise!
Spaceships always fly perpendicular to the same axis. When two spacecraft encounter each other, they're always aligned on a plane and never approach at odd angles.
All spaceships, no matter how small, have internal artifical gravity and no matter how badly your ship gets pummeled by the evil aliens in the evil alien ship, no matter how many external panels get blown away, no matter how many sparks or how much smoke pours out of your control panels, the artificial gravity will always keep working.
There are tiny cameras mounted everywhere, on every panel, in your spaceship. No matter what happens anywhere int eh ship, you will always be able to ask the computer to replay the scene for you later (even if the computer went up in smoke) and unlike those blurry convenience store cameras, your tiny ship cameras always capture everyone's actions at eye-level with perfect lighting.
Warp or hyper-drive will always fail at critical moments.
Inertial dampers will always prevent passengers from being plastered against the walls during acceleration into warp speed, yet any explosion will send passengers reeling across the room.
In a spaceship battle scene, for a ship to fire a weapon at another, it must be in visual range. Even though the 20th century saw the advent of weapons that can be fired without visual contact, the people of the future have lost this technology.

Nunca pensé en la inercia durante hiperspace. Que genial.

Yapa

In any movie where "something" has happened and villagers come to look at it, they always decide to "go for help". The most expendable member of the group is left to "keep an eye on it", and supplied with a weapon or signaling device "in case something happens". Said member ALWAYS responds: "What could happen?" This is a certain signal that he will die, gruesomely, within 2 minutes.

Pedestrians in Hollywood have the world's best reactions, so don't worry if you have to drive down a sidewalk. Mr Pappodopolus is quite used to having his fruit cart smashed, and despite his gesticulations and curses, he always manages to get out of the way in time.

:bow:

[Felt]

for a ship to fire a weapon at another, it must be in visual range. Even though the 20th century saw the advent of weapons that can be fired without visual contact, the people of the future have lost this technology.

JAjUJAuja

[valium]

la que quoteo Daiver quotada anteriormente por Bleu es genial
so is the website.

[Akh-Horus]

Every army platoon has at least one, usually black, member who can play the harmonica.

[FaLKoN]

mee lei unos cuantos
kbbnn
lastima ke esten en ingles

[COSO]

If the hero gets into a second fight, his most injured body part will always be punched or kicked.

[Simon Freak]

hay algunos muy buenos

[Bleu]

Los leí todos, me encantaron

Imagino que daiver puede proveernos con mas fun facts y ampliaciones de los ya puestos en lo relativo al vuelo en aviones, mierdas espaciales e inercia, no sé....