Polimorfismo

[jotabin]

The problem with most computer science texts is the examples aren't interesting. Polymorphism isn't really hard to understand, but the examples are usually boring or difficult to understand. This is an alternative text which attempts to use a problem space that's already familiar to the college student to make the concepts of programming simple.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2006/3/14/175929/544

[Merengue]

Too nerd to be enjoyed by me.

[Kain]

JAUjaUA

[MoaLaiSkirulais]

sssssta biennnnnnnn!

class Pussy extends Hole {}
class Mouth extends Hole {}
class Ass extends Hole {}

class Penis {
  public Fuck(Hole h) {
    while(!this.isSpent) {
      h.TakeAThrust(this);
      this.arousal++;
    }
    h.TakeALoad(this.load);
  }
}

abstract class Hole {
  public abstract void TakeAThrust(Penis p);

  public abstract void TakeALoad(Load l);
}

public void TakeAThrust(Penis p) {
  if(!enoughLube && p.Circumference > 6) {
    analFissureCount++;
  }
}

//in Pussy
public void TakeALoad(Load l) {
  //randomly determine whether to cause a pregnancy with a 10% chance...
  if(Math.RandomNumber() % 10 == 0) {
    this.Woman.EggFactory.GetEgg().Inseminate(l);
  }
}

//in Mouth
public void TakeALoad(Load l) {
  //50-50 chance of spitting or swallowing
  if(Math.RandomNumber() % 1 == 0) {
    this.Spit(l);
  } else {
    this.Swallow(l);
  }
}

//create an array of 4 women
Woman[] women = new Woman[]{new Woman(), new Woman(), new Woman(), new Woman()}; 

//create a hole array to reference the holes of all 4 women, plus two additional holes.
Hole[] holes = new Hole[4*3 + 2];

for(int i = 0; i < women.Length; i++) { 
  holes[3 * i + 0] = women[i].Mouth;
  holes[3 * i + 1] = women[i].Pussy;
  holes[3 * i + 2] = women[i].Ass;
}

//additional holes (so the faggy programmers don't feel left out)
Man m = new Man();
holes[12] = m.Mouth;
holes[13] = m.Ass;

//now we loop through the holes and fuck them all with the same Penis

Penis p = new Man().Penis;

foreach(Hole h in holes) {
  p.Fuck(h);
} 

[Petronio]

programacion orientada a ojetes

[Night Walker]

Ooookkkkkkk

[Kangreeman]

aguante el polimorfismo!
ahh re que llegue como 1 año despues pero bue jajaj