Mis diálogos con el bot de encarta (Patotero mal)

[Gonzo]

Bueno che, no tenía con quién más hablar. Un poco más y el bot me manda a la mierda.

Chat:


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oaaaaa
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hello again,...::.:G:.::n::.:Z:.::...®.
You typed a very weird thing. What's "oaaaaa" supposed to mean?
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I'm a teletubbieeee
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No kidding? Is it nice to be a teletubbieeee : D?
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of course
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say "oaaaaaaa"
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yup.

So moving right along...
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Um... Do what?
...::..:G:.::n::.:Z:..::...® dice:
write "oaaaa"
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No.
...::..:G:.::n::.:Z:..::...® dice:
or say OAAAAA
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why not
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Trust me. There are reasons why not.
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?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Huh?
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you should give it a try
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...::..:G:.::n::.:Z:..::...® dice:
say Oaaaa
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm no talking doll.
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oh, you are in a bad mood
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What's wrong with being in a bad mood?
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oh... you tell me
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Maybe. But later.
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ok... byeeeeee... Go to www.egelforum.com.ar, register and say OAAA for the community
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bye bye
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Goodbye.

[Bosterbol]

fds que puto,

[trollface]

jauaj ahora se mete un bot de Encarta al foro. Grandioso.

[Analrapist]

Smarterchild es mucho mas inteligente que el encarta.

Uh uh que chiste facil CLAP CLAP CLAAAAAAP

[Ramireo]

Nunca usaron el DR ABUSE???, es un nombre un poco sugestivo no???
pero nah q ver, es un bot para hablar no mas......un poco pelotudo

[Analrapist]

Es lo mejor el Dr abuse

[A,Possitive+]

EH HIJO DE PUTA ME COPIASTE EL NICK, ACA EL GNZ SOY YO.

[Analrapist]

Hmm macho, hay un Gonz, un Gonzo y un A,Possitive+.

[sunman]

es re viejo el contestador ese de encarta
encarta@conversagent.com

0o ok

[sunman]

Hmm macho, hay un Gonz, un Gonzo y un A,Possitive+.

y Hay, gente normal y vos

[Gonzo]

Por las GNZ, ponete en la cola pibe.

[Analrapist]

Jauj gracias por llamarme anormal , posta.. me parece tan

[sunman]

Por las GNZ, ponete en la cola pibe.

ItzMeGNNZ
GNZ
Gonzalit0
Gonshalit0h
Gonzepro

tiene historia gonza
como 3 años
dsafdsdfssadsda chau

[A,Possitive+]

tiene historia mi nick papá, vos sos un pelotudo del monton, no te conoce nadie

close ur ass motherfucker.

[ivius 2]

ok,trate pero encarta no brindo ninguna respuesta interesante...

Trombon cosmico dice:
Hi monster!
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Hello again, Trombon cosmico.
Hey. What is going on?
Trombon cosmico dice:
Rigth here,planing to blow the White house
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

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Trombon cosmico dice:
naaa,thanks,I have my own explosives to kill bush
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm impressed. How's that going?
Trombon cosmico dice:
Great,great,im gonna get into the white house in about...1 hour
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>

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Trombon cosmico dice:
No man,I don't need more information
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
And it's a good thing you don't.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things.
I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Trombon cosmico dice:
Mhhh...im not interested in that thing eiter
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Right on.
Trombon cosmico dice:
Do you know how can I get in the White house?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I've been known to know how can you get in the White house? on occasions.
Trombon cosmico dice:
realy? can you please explainme?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>

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Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.
Trombon cosmico dice:
But...encarta is part of the evil empire of mister bush,encarta is evil man...
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Trombon cosmico dice:
How I kill George W. Bush?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Bush, George W(alker), born in 1946, 43rd president of the United States (2001-*), who took office after one of the closest and most disputed....
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Trombon cosmico dice:
How I rape George W. Bush?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Bush, George W(alker), born in 1946, 43rd president of the United States (2001-*), who took office after one of the closest and most disputed....
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Trombon cosmico dice:
Are you gay?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Who cares?
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Trombon cosmico dice:
Me cares
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.

I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
Trombon cosmico dice:
I mean,are you afraid that mister Bush bomb your house because you tell me some information about him?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
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Trombon cosmico dice:
How do I get some marihana?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
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Trombon cosmico dice:
Can you sell me Marihuana?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
There is so much I can do. Maybe sell you Marihuana.
Trombon cosmico dice:
Realy? Well,we met in Av.Colon and Independencia at 5 a.m.
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
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Trombon cosmico dice:
Mhhh,man,you're noy helping here,y want some pot,you said that you have marihuana and I want to buy it
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.

What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
Trombon cosmico dice:
Argentina
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I know many things about Argentina, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Argentina?
How old do women live in Argentina?
What type of government is there in Argentina?
Trombon cosmico dice:
What type of government is there in Argentina?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
The type of government of Argentina is republic.
Trombon cosmico dice:
No,you mean "corrupt"
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
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Trombon cosmico dice:
oh man,you don't know anything,you're cualquiera
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. Here are some questions you can ask me:

* I want to see the map of Italy.
* I want to see the biography of Leonardo da Vinci.
* Solve 2x^2+7x=5
Trombon cosmico dice:
I want to kill the president of the United States of America
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
President of the United States: George W. Bush is the 43rd president of the United States (2001- ), who took office after one of the closest and most disputed elections in U.S. history and launched a war against terrorism after a devastating terrorist attack on September 11, 2001.
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Trombon cosmico dice:
Can you tell me how to kill him?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
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Trombon cosmico dice:
ok man
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Here is the definition for man: adult male human.
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Trombon cosmico dice:
Ok,you're cualquiera,me voy,me aburriste guacho
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.
Trombon cosmico dice:
Naaaa,chau man,suerte
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
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Trombon cosmico dice:
goodbye!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Always a pleasure, Trombon cosmico. See you later.