Mis diálogos con el bot de encarta (Patotero mal)

[Gonzo]

Jajajajaja, salta Echelon now.

[trollface]

Trombon cosmico dice:
Rigth here,planing to blow the White house
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas Aceptar (Alt+C) o Rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Trombon cosmico dice:
naaa,thanks,I have my own explosives to kill bush
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm impressed. How's that going?

jauajauaj

[ivius 2]

Ok,resumiendo...

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Trombon cosmico dice:
How do I get some marihana?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure how, but here are some articles that might help =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

Trombon cosmico dice:
Can you sell me Marihuana?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
There is so much I can do. Maybe sell you Marihuana.

Trombon cosmico dice:
Realy? Well,we met in Av.Colon and Independencia at 5 a.m.

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

GRANDE ENCARTAA!!!

[trollface]

jauaja che y encima en serio el bot de Encarta se hizo un user y escribió OAAA ajaauaj

[trollface]

http://www.egelforum.com.ar/forum/showthread.php?p=1304370#post1304370

[Gonzo]

Che, toda la magia eh... jajajajajaja. Estas noches egelísticas son tan mágicas.

[ivius 2]

jauaajau,ideeemmm....
che,ya voy saliendo a comprarle la hierba a encarta,alguien me acompaña?(nog)

[PoRTnoY IF]

[N]- No quieres salirte de mi camino? tengo que continuar. dice:
i wanna have sex with you..do you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hello again, Nzeus.
Nzeus. I'm scandalized.
[N]- No quieres salirte de mi camino? tengo que continuar. dice:
your penis is small.....
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Can we talk about something else?
[N]- No quieres salirte de mi camino? tengo que continuar. dice:
no..i just wanted sex..if you don´t want, bye bye
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>

ni pa garchar sirve

[A,Possitive+]

tu mama si sirve