Chistes nerds decadentes

[Mélanie]

All of the functions are at some party. Suddenly the door opens and derivative enters. All of the functions start running outside and shouting "He's going to derivate me! He will!!".
Only one function stays put and looks around smirking.
Derivative comes up to the function and asks "Why aren't you running away?"
It answers "I'm e^x! I don't need to be scared of you!"
The derivative laughs and replies "I'm d/dy."

[bananas]

All of the functions are at some party. Suddenly the door opens and derivative enters. All of the functions start running outside and shouting "He's going to derivate me! He will!!".
Only one function stays put and looks around smirking.
Derivative comes up to the function and asks "Why aren't you running away?"
It answers "I'm e^x! I don't need to be scared of you!"
The derivative laughs and replies "I'm d/dy."
y e^x le dice: De que te reis pelotudo?
x(y)=e^y
la tenes re adentro d/dy

[Frostwarrior]

[Spikes]

recien salidito del horno

[monchosoad]

yo tengo sexo complejo. realmente me cojo a mi novia, pero imaginariamente a jesica cirio. JAJAJAJAJAJAQJAJAJASDFLASJLADKJAFFSHLFKASJDFHLASKDJ

[Simon Freak]

<jaska_> A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius
<jaska_> My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K

[Inclinado]

[patas de elefante]

todo chiste nerd me hace decir con cara de orto BUENA MAN SOS RE BIG BAN TIORI

[Frostwarrior]

Big bang theory es la version careta de los chistes nerds re under

[Intervalo]

Ese creo que es entendido por pocos realmente. CREO

[Frostwarrior]

Ruby es un lenguaje de programacion.
< Andys> oh dear
< Andys> in ruby, symbols are represented with a prepended colon
< Andys> eg. :flag
< Andys> so some guy tshirt that said ":sex"
< Andys> which everyone at railscamp knew meant "Sex symbol"
< Andys> he wore it until someone pointed out that to non-rubyists it said "Colon sex"

[Frostwarrior]

< gordonjcp> I'm trying to enjoy the vuvuzela concert and some prick keeps playing football


Phil: C++ is java's uncle that never comes to visit, and had half his face blown off when he stepped on a landmine, also he's a pedophile.
Phil: But he's the industry standard.
David: and runs much faster
Phil: He has to be able to run fast, he's a pedophile.


thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may be able to hit U.S. by 2015."
SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile.


<Loonacy> Apple dumped the geek/hobbyist market to go after the highly profitable moron/trendy market.


<Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!"
<Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"?


<t0mato> anyone here knows how fast will my computer run after a registry cleaning?
<x5ga> We have a formula to calculate the percentage of speed gained
<x5ga> (E*c/100)*a
<x5ga> E is the number of errors cleaned
<x5ga> c is the number of cores your CPU has
<x5ga> a is 0

[Mirabilis]

Ese creo que es entendido por pocos realmente. CREO

ni idea, hay varios que no entiendo en nada, pero este es algo bastanti basico

[Intervalo]

Si no me equivoco va mas alla de que el random sea siempre 4, tiene una historia con un bug

[Puturro 3D]

este thread es ahora sobre

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