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  • Felt
    Scotty doesn't know...
    • 24-08-2004
    • 18704

    #1

    Overheard in New York

    Cosas que fueron escuchadas en esa ciudad:


    College guy #1: Yo, do you know who directed Jaws 2?
    College guy #2: Yeah. Oh wait, you mean the second one?

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    Skater boy #1: I've got an idea, but I don't want to tell you.
    Skater boy #2: Aw come on, tell me. I won't steal it.
    Skater boy #1: I don't think you'll steal it. It's just that it's so stupid I don't want to tell you.

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    Dude #1: ...This girl was so fucking hot. I went up to her and asked her if she wanted to dance. She said, "I don't dance" and I said, "I don't either." But she was like, "Sorry, I really don't dance. I'm not, like, rejecting you or anything." So I went back towards the stage and kept dancing.
    Dude #2: Okay.
    Dude #1: Then, after the next song, I went up to her and asked her to dance again and she said no, but she kinda smiled at me like she thought it was cute.
    Dude #2: So?
    Dude #1: So, after the show, I hung around to try to talk to her.
    Dude #2: What happened?
    Dude #1: I don't know. I got too drunk and forgot what she looked like.
    Dude #2: You're a fucking moron.

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    A girl and guy are making out on the street.

    Guy: I gotta go.
    Girl: Wait, come back.
    Guy: I'm busy.
    Girl: What's your name?
    Guy: Bill.
    Girl: How can I get in touch with you?
    Guy: Google it.


    ujajj

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    Conductor #1: The arriving N train pulling into the station will be leaving first. I repeat, the arriving N train pulling into the station will be leaving first.
    Conductor #2: This is the N train!
    Conductor #1: Everyone get back on the train! Everyone get back on the train!

    jajajajaja
  • matiuh
    Escherichia Party
    • 25-05-2004
    • 1045

    #2
    JAJAJAJA

    hay algunos realmente geniales.


    Buffet Freud

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    • pelotudo dem ierda
      uruguayosqui la monada!:|
      • 28-05-2003
      • 3429

      #3
      awesome :|
      Yeah, sue me!
      Zycu.com - humor gráfico y las mejores fotos y tonterías

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      • GADORCHA
        Legendary
        • 17-05-2003
        • 12653

        #4
        Black woman: You're my lawyer! Ain't it your fucking job to take care of shit like this?! All you white people, controlling everything--you're all incompetent! Fuckin' white people!
        White attorney: Sandra*, please calm down.
        Black woman: Fuckin' white people!
        White attorney: Ma'am, speaking as a white person who happens to hold $379,000 of your money in escrow, may I suggest you stop cursing at us and calm down before I get up and take your checks with me?
        Black woman: I will not calm down!!

        White attorney gets up and leaves the room.

        Woman's husband: See what you did? You done upset the white man. I ain't got no problem wit you cursin' at crackahs, but why you gotta go and piss off the white man who got all our money?

        AJAUAJAUAUAJAUAJAUAJAUAJJAUJJJUAAAAAAAA

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        • Frodo
          Moderator
          • 13-10-2003
          • 15060

          #5
          Little gangster kid: Yo, the last time I went fishing I got a fishing lure stuck in my dick.



          jauaJA

          ACP • BOUCH

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          • Netscape
            Scotty doesn't know...
            • 24-08-2004
            • 18704

            #6
            Odd-Looking guy: Attention, humans. I am an angel. An Earth angel. I used to speak on behalf of Jesus Christ, but I have been promoted to be an angel on Earth, to teach others how to become earth angels. I can teach you how to become an Earth angel. I can only teach females.

            JAUuj

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            • Frodo
              Moderator
              • 13-10-2003
              • 15060

              #7
              Girl: Ooh, she is going to be in so much trouble. She got caught smoking cock.

              jaUAJA

              ACP • BOUCH

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              • Nagual Bones
                Son of the Bard
                • 14-04-2003
                • 21698

                #8
                jauajuju


                El camino del nagual...

                You become what you believe.

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