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College guy #1: Yo, do you know who directed Jaws 2?
College guy #2: Yeah. Oh wait, you mean the second one?
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Skater boy #1: I've got an idea, but I don't want to tell you.
Skater boy #2: Aw come on, tell me. I won't steal it.
Skater boy #1: I don't think you'll steal it. It's just that it's so stupid I don't want to tell you.
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Dude #1: ...This girl was so fucking hot. I went up to her and asked her if she wanted to dance. She said, "I don't dance" and I said, "I don't either." But she was like, "Sorry, I really don't dance. I'm not, like, rejecting you or anything." So I went back towards the stage and kept dancing.
Dude #2: Okay.
Dude #1: Then, after the next song, I went up to her and asked her to dance again and she said no, but she kinda smiled at me like she thought it was cute.
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: So, after the show, I hung around to try to talk to her.
Dude #2: What happened?
Dude #1: I don't know. I got too drunk and forgot what she looked like.
Dude #2: You're a fucking moron.
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A girl and guy are making out on the street.
Guy: I gotta go.
Girl: Wait, come back.
Guy: I'm busy.
Girl: What's your name?
Guy: Bill.
Girl: How can I get in touch with you?
Guy: Google it.
ujajj
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Conductor #1: The arriving N train pulling into the station will be leaving first. I repeat, the arriving N train pulling into the station will be leaving first.
Conductor #2: This is the N train!
Conductor #1: Everyone get back on the train! Everyone get back on the train!
jajajajaja
College guy #1: Yo, do you know who directed Jaws 2?
College guy #2: Yeah. Oh wait, you mean the second one?
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Skater boy #1: I've got an idea, but I don't want to tell you.
Skater boy #2: Aw come on, tell me. I won't steal it.
Skater boy #1: I don't think you'll steal it. It's just that it's so stupid I don't want to tell you.
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Dude #1: ...This girl was so fucking hot. I went up to her and asked her if she wanted to dance. She said, "I don't dance" and I said, "I don't either." But she was like, "Sorry, I really don't dance. I'm not, like, rejecting you or anything." So I went back towards the stage and kept dancing.
Dude #2: Okay.
Dude #1: Then, after the next song, I went up to her and asked her to dance again and she said no, but she kinda smiled at me like she thought it was cute.
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: So, after the show, I hung around to try to talk to her.
Dude #2: What happened?
Dude #1: I don't know. I got too drunk and forgot what she looked like.
Dude #2: You're a fucking moron.
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A girl and guy are making out on the street.
Guy: I gotta go.
Girl: Wait, come back.
Guy: I'm busy.
Girl: What's your name?
Guy: Bill.
Girl: How can I get in touch with you?
Guy: Google it.
ujajj
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Conductor #1: The arriving N train pulling into the station will be leaving first. I repeat, the arriving N train pulling into the station will be leaving first.
Conductor #2: This is the N train!
Conductor #1: Everyone get back on the train! Everyone get back on the train!
jajajajaja
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